On my way to lunch, I passed this particular asshat on his way in. AH: What’re you, leaving? MJ: Running away; I saw you coming. AH: Better run faster. . . . On the whole, this would have been significantly less disturbing without our last meeting: AH: *in a voice and manner that reminds me why […]
Tag: insanity
Definitions
As “Dear A$$hat” looks like it’s going to actually turn into a blog series (I will have fodder for at least as long as I am paid to interact with people), I want to take a moment to define, well, things. There are many words I could use – some that would be less offensive […]
Dear A$$hat
*Note about this post: I am experimenting. Because people are stupid and my patience is finite. Dear Asshat who told me (again) that if I ever get divorced, he’ll take me (he’s married too [which somehow makes this ok?], but “that’s what lawyers are for”): No. Hell, no. With such a classy display of disrespect for […]
I Can’t, I Can
“I can’t” were words I used to say a lot. Don’t know where I picked up those always-erroneous ideas. I was that gullible child who believed my parents when they said I could do anything I wanted, and fortunate enough that life has never really proved that wrong. I just auditioned for the role of […]
Still Alive
. . . Great. Now I have that song from Portal stuck in my head. I just typed and scheduled two posts for Anxiety and desperately need to squeeze in some writing time before sleep takes over, but if I don’t post here, it could be another three weeks before I resurface. Performances start in less […]
Melissa Burkart 