Dear A$$hat: My Water Gets More Action Than You

Dear Asshat, There are debatably few scenarios in which, “Suck my dick,” is an acceptable thing to say. None of those involve shouting out the window of a moving truck at a woman you don’t know. Freedom of speech ensures that you can share your frustrations to the world, but I might recommend against broadcasting the fact […]

Dear A$$hat

*Note about this post: I am experimenting. Because people are stupid and my patience is finite. Dear Asshat who told me (again) that if I ever get divorced, he’ll take me (he’s married too [which somehow makes this ok?], but “that’s what lawyers are for”): No. Hell, no. With such a classy display of disrespect for […]